Hi! I'm Ali. I'm a 29 year old babe from Southern California.

I have two English Bulldogs named Betty Buttons and Lucy Charms. They're better than you.

I have a really neat boyfriend named Max. His beard is better than yours.

 I'm a jewelry designer, skirt maker, and a crafter. I have a shop on Etsy. Check it out. ;-)

I think I'm pretty cool. Maybe you will, too.
P.S. Sometimes I post NSFW stuff, so be warned! :D Boobs are neat.

P.S.S. If you check out my Etsy shop, you can get 15% off by using the code "TUMBLRFRIENDS" at checkout! ;)


Max and I are currently in a long distance relationship. I am located in Southern California, and he is in Saskatchewan, Canada. We both work very hard to visit one another, but it's still difficult, especially being in different countries. If you would like to make a donation to our visit fund, you may click the donate button. All donations will go towards airline tickets, etc. Any donation would mean the world to us. I would prefer you order from my Etsy shop, though! So definitely check that out, first! Thank you! <3


kingsforever:

Just give me Kat Dennings and I’ll leave the world be. Please!!?

(via gimmecupcakesatx)

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